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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
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There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
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Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by...
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I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
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Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.
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Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
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Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find...
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The wise determine from the gravity of the case the irritable, from sensibility to...
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The Darkness has begun. There will be no dawn.
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The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.