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Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime....
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The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
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Ambition is so powerful a passion in the human breast, that however high we...
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How many pessimists end up by desiring the things they fear, in order to...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
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Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance...
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
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If you want a quality, act as if you already had it.
Quote #15930
Every human being, of whatever origin, of whatever station, deserves respect. We must each...