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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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In youth men are apt to write more wisely than they really know or...
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He who begins many things finishes but few.
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He who has great power should use it lightly.
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Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
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When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
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Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.
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No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
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The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives
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Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many not on your...