Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks...
Quote #32240
You may live a long while with some people and be on friendly terms...
Quote #28640
Prayer is our humble answer to the inconceivable surprise of living.
Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
Quote #2709
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
Quote #9426
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Quote #29020
What the people want is very simple. They want an America as good as...
Quote #18662
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
Quote #2764
In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House...