Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #31578
What makes life worth living To be born with the gift of laughter and...
Quote #27586
It isn’t what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.
Quote #3292
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Quote #2661
A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we...
Quote #17412
Character, in great and little things, means carrying through what you feel able to...
Quote #21824
A good front is half the battle in love or war.
Quote #3499
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out...
Quote #2149
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #27342
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...