Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #12750
God gives, but man must open his hand.
Quote #6224
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Quote #14083
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #34566
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
Quote #2678
We had parties that Nero would have been ashamed to attend
Quote #20145
The law isn’t justice. It’s a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the...
Quote #11023
Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to...
Quote #30928
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
Quote #4937
A little more than kin, and less than kind.