Quote #28441
If a man destroys the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye.
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #3976
If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified...
Quote #25637
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Quote #33455
You don’t pay back your parents. You can’t. The debt you owe them gets...
Quote #33027
Never love anything that can’t love you back.
Quote #28159
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #2181
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
Quote #12361
The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do...
Quote #23080
Every man wishes to be wise, and they who cannot be wise are almost...