Quote #33066
Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
Quote #14553
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Quote #8598
Never in the course of history, have so many owed so much to so...
Quote #2296
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #9966
The fool wonders, the wise man asks.
Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #6401
The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
Quote #8107
Science is nothing but perception.
Quote #29610
Genius is one of the many forms of insanity.