Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #3917
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Quote #14022
Man is a gregarious creature, more so in mind than in body. He may...
Quote #18711
There’s not the least thing can be said or done, but people will talk...
Quote #888
Where life is possible at all, a right life is possible; life in a...
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #10141
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Quote #2419
Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.