Quote #9526
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
Quote #34454
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #6877
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Quote #558
When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
Quote #33680
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
Quote #29990
Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who...
Quote #2675
…it is as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you...
Quote #17851
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Quote #19204
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Quote #34451
In comparing various authors with one another, I have discovered that some of the...