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I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious idea of heaven...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
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A torn jacket is soon mended but hard words bruise the heart of a...
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It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dreaded dangers, though...
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The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of...
Quote #29428
Music is Love in search of a word.
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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Be neither too remote nor too familiar.
Quote #26728
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.