Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #868
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quote #18572
Forgiveness is not an occasional act it is an attitude.
Quote #28225
To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at...
Quote #23095
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I...
Quote #31125
The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling...
Quote #23943
Genius will live and thrive without training, but it does not the less reward...
Quote #13708
Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution?
Quote #2535
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to...