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I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
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We’ve got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don’t know how...
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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
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It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for...
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That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it...
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever in...
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Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were...