Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #3891
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the...
Quote #23920
Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.
Quote #19028
Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for...
Quote #3336
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
Quote #29889
The longer the title, the less important the job.
Quote #1688
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
Quote #30601
I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor...
Quote #25576
Jesus said, ‘Where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I...
Quote #17219
Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age.