Quote #3069
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #10223
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Quote #18540
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...
Quote #30559
Education a debt due from present to future generations.
Quote #2115
I would have made a good Pope.
Quote #27449
Divine right went out with the American Revolution and doesn’t belong to the White...
Quote #28209
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...
Quote #23314
You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
Quote #6639
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.