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The time to reapir the roof is when the sun is shining.
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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if...
Quote #18936
There is an art of reading, as well as an art of thinking, and...
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Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss...
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People can be in general pretty well trusted, of course–with the clock of their...
Quote #19807
People can be divided into two classes those who go ahead and do something,...