Quote #15480
Better were it to be unborn than to be ill bred.
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #28525
I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your...
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #28151
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
Quote #24603
Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are...
Quote #22433
If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it.
Quote #25064
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
Quote #2783
Nothing is more intolerable than a wealthy woman.
Quote #13844
We must remember that a right lost to one is lost to all.