Quote #34454
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
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I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #27159
A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just...
Quote #2050
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
Quote #19546
To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to...
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...
Quote #31866
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #12888
History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters...