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There has already been published by the bucketfuls such brazen lies and utter fictions...
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Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle...
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There is a homely old adage which runs Speak softly and carry a big...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #34088
Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom...
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My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
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There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having...
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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s...
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When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but...
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When the imagination and will power are in conflict, are antagonistic, it is always...