Quote #33686
Men willingly believe what they wish.
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #34826
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #30154
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
Quote #20571
A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our...
Quote #7280
It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance.
Quote #32972
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
Quote #28326
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #3154
Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b)...
Quote #17525
In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down.