Quote #1556
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Quote #31356
There’s no pleasure on earth that’s worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra...
Quote #32542
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #17421
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #24880
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
Quote #12097
Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.
Quote #3020
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #19033
Blade You better wake up. The world you live in is nothing but a...