Quote #18009
Religion is the monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #8914
Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within.
Quote #26608
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #13799
Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
Quote #25289
What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for...
Quote #8603
Only in the spirit of attack, born in a brave heart, will bring success...
Quote #27233
History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...