Quote #4938
Frailty, thy name is woman!
Quote #8977
Life is a risk.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #876
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Quote #28218
If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Quote #22427
Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
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Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a...
Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
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There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases it is the...
Quote #24778
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.