Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #8325
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Quote #28811
Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost...
Quote #1863
The bonds that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
Quote #15996
Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always...
Quote #4041
It is never too late to give up your prejudices.
Quote #30161
Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end.
Quote #26228
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #33007
Punctuality is the thief of time.