Quote #7637
Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.
Quote #28240
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
Quote #10416
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #31464
The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.
Quote #14840
Doubt is the vestibule which all must pass before they can enter the temple...
Quote #20362
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #10424
Boldness in itself is genius.
Quote #22042
The United States has the power to destroy the world, but not the power...
Quote #24148
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.