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If there is no wind, row.
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In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few...
Quote #940
Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President....
Quote #17020
The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...
Quote #1803
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #8722
Sir, it is not God who will assemble us on the battlefield, nor position...
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If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
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I am a poet. I lock myself in my room with a type writer...