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You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...
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What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
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We do not believe in immortality because we can prove it, but we try...
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For I dipt into the future, as far as human eye can see, saw...
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Dreams, goals, ambitions – these are the stuff man uses for fuel.
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #23422
Such truth as opposeth no man’s profit nor pleasure is to all men welcome.
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According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #32437
Why learn at all if one day we will die and forget everything