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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #28344
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
Quote #1104
The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
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If I had my life to live over… I’d dare to make more mistakes...
Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #7564
We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
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A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he...
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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I love the United States, but I see here everything is measured by success,...