Quote #21648
Anyone can escape into sleep, we are all geniuses when we dream, the butcher’s...
Quote #841
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #2635
Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.
Quote #212
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
Quote #27202
We have two ears and only one tongue in order that we may hear...
Quote #33211
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #3518
With just enough of learning to misquote.
Quote #29244
Adversity draws men together and produces beauty and harmony in life’s relationships, just as...
Quote #32461
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried