Quote #10415
Politics doesn?t make strange bedfellows–marriage does.
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If it had not been for the discontent of a few fellows who had...
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Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his...
Quote #733
“Nothing for preserving the body like having no heart.”
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
Quote #13444
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Quote #21600
If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be...
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I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is...
Quote #11154
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.