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I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
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Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
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The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
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You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the...
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #26570
If one sticks too rigidly to one’s principles, one would hardly see anybody.
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The goal of all life is death.
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Football is not a contact sport, it’s a collision sport – dancing is a...
Quote #16503
Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses...