Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and...
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We all become great explorers during our first few days in a new city,...
Quote #24363
Do not envy a sinner you don’t know what disaster awaits him.
Quote #32055
The present is theirs the future, for which I really worked, is mine.
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Discretion is knowing how to hide that which we cannot remedy.
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #10449
The unexamined life is not worth living.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #13842
The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.