Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #3954
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #14920
If by saying that all men are born free and equal, you mean that...
Quote #18875
He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers...
Quote #1622
When you have loved as she has loved, you grow old beautifully.
Quote #28456
Don’t be afraid your life will end be afraid that it will never begin.
Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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The first duty of a leader is to make himself be loved without courting...
Quote #3260
Make your bargain before beginning to plow.
Quote #29697
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a...