Quote #9377
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them...
Quote #29209
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #34039
Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
Quote #7915
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #32751
God has two dwellings one in heaven, and the other in a meek and...
Quote #5641
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Quote #33057
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
Quote #34529
It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #32388
Your philosophy determines whether you will go for the diciplines or continue the errors.