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When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
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Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
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If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do...
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There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
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Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. Judge yourself and you see judges...
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Beware the ides of March.
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You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #15307
It is a poor wit who lives by borrowing the words, decisions, inventions and...