Quote #11146
A camel never sees its own hump.
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This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an...
Quote #2411
We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch.
Quote #2703
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Quote #20114
We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness....
Quote #28182
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Quote #32877
The point is that nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if...
Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #18391
Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators
Quote #11798
Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate,...