Quote #34456
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #16723
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Quote #9665
Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming...
Quote #23164
Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
Quote #22433
If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it.
Quote #17798
I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #16296
The finest inheritance you can give to a child is to allow it to...
Quote #13760
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #10479
Those only are happy who have their minds fixed on some object other than...