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If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more,...
Quote #11799
If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at...
Quote #30667
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
Quote #12691
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have...
Quote #28094
I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
Quote #28415
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Quote #24017
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought–...
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #25294
When you’re through changing, you’re through.