Quote #13654
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
Quote #11059
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #12821
He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
Quote #20617
Whatever must happen ultimately should happen immediately.
Quote #28793
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and...
Quote #25520
But screw up your courage to the sticking place, And we’ll not fail.
Quote #32931
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
Quote #4157
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled...
Quote #390
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that...