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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one...
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When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.
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One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the...
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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The unexamined life is not worth living for man.
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There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call...
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One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn’t do it...
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You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of...