Quote #25333
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #5248
Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.
Quote #9417
He that is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else.
Quote #26440
If you cry ‘Forward’ you must without fail make plain in what direction to...
Quote #31704
If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him...
Quote #20327
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
Quote #8650
I believe in God, Mozart, and Beethoven.
Quote #13052
If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
Quote #3641
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot...
Quote #28426
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...