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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...
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The longer I live, the more I am certain that the great difference between...
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
Quote #4430
The best armor is to keep out of range.
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When my country, into which I had just set my foot, was set on...
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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be...
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You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
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I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you...
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It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.