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The only thing that’s been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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A man who works beyond the surface of things,though he may be wrong himself,...
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I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
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Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
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Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
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God created man and, finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to...
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During these times, when crazy people are running the government, all you can do...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction...