Quote #7916
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #34785
There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Quote #23405
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons.
Quote #15828
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the...
Quote #21320
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the...
Quote #19212
Silence is one great art of conversation.
Quote #24676
If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
Quote #9922
People feel comfortable around someone who is comfortable with himself.
Quote #4943
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.