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I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
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Be neither too remote nor too familiar.
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It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count them decide...
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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . ....
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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
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Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
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A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...
Quote #31594
It is possible to own too much. A man with one watch knows what...