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No matter what you’ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look...
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An idealist believes the short run doesn’t count. A cynic believes the long run...
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It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is...
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Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
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I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
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As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men’s minds more seriously than...
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to...
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Doubt is the vestibule through which all must pass before they can enter into...
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Words were never invented to fully explain the peaceful aura that surrounds us when...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...