Quote #2647
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Quote #32186
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Quote #22275
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
Quote #20661
Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much.
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #25558
A faithful friend is a strong defense and he that hath found such an...
Quote #6777
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Quote #28889
I demand more of myself than anyone else could ever expect.
Quote #17126
Everyone complains of his memory, none of his judgment.
Quote #7007
Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.