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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #19235
Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
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I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty...
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Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in...
Quote #15944
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry, lost knowledge by study, lost health by...
Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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There is in the worst of fortune the best of chances for a happy...
Quote #34016
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you...