Quote #2139
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Quote #4347
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Quote #29349
America is just the country that shows how all the written guarantees in the...
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #9033
Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing...
Quote #5375
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
Quote #13815
Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
Quote #8679
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused...
Quote #5076
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100%.
Quote #2790
America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.