Quote #10127
The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
Quote #21321
I wish they would only take me as I am.
Quote #1983
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends
Quote #24632
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #14646
If you have no friends to share or rejoice in your success in life...
Quote #7072
The appearance of right oft leads us wrong.
Quote #26728
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Quote #3644
Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with...
Quote #32495
I’m not worried about the bullet with my name on it… just the thousands...
Quote #28232
If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...